She took one look at my tongue—the same one I've had for all 37 years of my life—and said, "Oh yeah, you've got a hairy tongue. It's a bad name, but it just means your taste buds are big, and you can collect tastes and yucky stuff more easily."

While neither a mandated return nor a suggested hybrid option has been announced, I get the impression they'd really like people to come to check out our new spot and work from there for a bit.

Here I was, January 2006, trying to get someone to enjoy the You Only Live Once alternate version of "I'll Try Anything Once" and getting no takers. I lamented to an older friend that none of my friends wanted to listen to the Strokes with me, and he said, "Get new friends." 

Then he sent me a link to a Facebook Group called "I Listen To Better Music Than Everyone Not In This Group." 

And voila, that's the day I became a music snob. 

I just read that the Ancient Egyptians celebrated three seasons: Inundation, Growth, and Harvest. These seasons corresponded to different agricultural activities and were influenced by the flooding of the Nile. I propose moving to a more attire-based seasonal chart: no coat, light coat, heavy coat.

It’s not a cycle as much as it’s a scale.

Today’s Theme: Longing

In corporate America, mired in late-stage capitalism and the churn of kickoffs, concepting, feedback, and delivery, there is no Spring Break. 

There is only Paid Time Off. 
This week’s theme: Songs That Take You Somewhere